Mark ModiBlogging Comp: Only Moaners Need Apply
Link: www.footballfive.com
Premiership Moaners
It's a new paradigm in sports blogging, and the most exciting development in the history of football.
A new blogging competition/carnival has begun, right here on FootballFive.com
The search is on: I am starting two searches simultaneously:
1 To find the most whinging/complaining fan of any team in the world
2 To try to discover, once and for all, who is the biggest moaner out of all the professional footballers in England.
Prizes:
1st A candlelight dinner with Avram Grant in a top Soho eaterie.
2nd A visit to your place of work from Ashley Cole and Sheryl Tweedy
3rd Framed Steven Gerrard pubis, on an autographed white background
Entries from those who wish to moan about things other than football will also be considered for publication. But I'm not promising anything.
Also, shout out to Harry Hotspur: I told him I'd give him a permalink because he was so good as to give me one, but Jon hasn't told me yet how to do it!!!
