Mark ModiFootball News Roundup 15 Oct: Kaka not going to Chelsea Shocker! (But maybe to Madrid)
Yawn! What a bore. Still f**k-all happening. International weeks suck donkey-ass.
Web Rubbish:
- Kaka will not be going to Chelsea according to Milan VP Adriano Galliani, but Madrid have made enquiries about the mercurial Brazilian.
- England will go 4-3-3 on Wednesday night against Russia, with 'Fat' Frank Lampard returning to the side.
- Barca have 'denied' they are interested in poaching - -Liverpool's midfield dynamo Javier Mascherano
- Former German World Cup winner Pierre Littbarski wants the manager's job at Norwich.
Newspaper Lies:
- The Times reports that Michael Owen has a £6m release clause. The tabs had this story fully six months ago. Way to go, lads; that's good reporting.
-Flippin 'eck... he's at it again. Sven 'Gran' Eriksson wants to buy the aforementioned diminutive striker.(Telegraph)
-Fernando Torres picked up a thigh strain in training for Spain and will miss Saturday's Merseyside (why don't they just say 'Liverpool'?) derby with Everton.(Sun)
-Togo have failed to qualify for the African Nations Cup. Great news for Arsenal, if Emmanuel Adebayor plays like he did against Spurs. Not so good if he plays like he did for most of last season. Personally, I think it's good news for the Gunners. (Mirror)
-Becks is back in training with soccerball franchise LA Galaxy, and hopes to make his comeback in front of three men and a dog at next Thursday's game (Telegraph).
Avram Grant is not qualified to coach. No kidding. (Mail)
Web Rubbish:
- Kaka will not be going to Chelsea according to Milan VP Adriano Galliani, but Madrid have made enquiries about the mercurial Brazilian.
- England will go 4-3-3 on Wednesday night against Russia, with 'Fat' Frank Lampard returning to the side.
- Barca have 'denied' they are interested in poaching - -Liverpool's midfield dynamo Javier Mascherano
- Former German World Cup winner Pierre Littbarski wants the manager's job at Norwich.
Newspaper Lies:
- The Times reports that Michael Owen has a £6m release clause. The tabs had this story fully six months ago. Way to go, lads; that's good reporting.
-Flippin 'eck... he's at it again. Sven 'Gran' Eriksson wants to buy the aforementioned diminutive striker.(Telegraph)
-Fernando Torres picked up a thigh strain in training for Spain and will miss Saturday's Merseyside (why don't they just say 'Liverpool'?) derby with Everton.(Sun)
-Togo have failed to qualify for the African Nations Cup. Great news for Arsenal, if Emmanuel Adebayor plays like he did against Spurs. Not so good if he plays like he did for most of last season. Personally, I think it's good news for the Gunners. (Mirror)
-Becks is back in training with soccerball franchise LA Galaxy, and hopes to make his comeback in front of three men and a dog at next Thursday's game (Telegraph).
